Input/Output Watchlist

Targeted posts from:

@troyharris
Tweet IDHandleUsernameTextKeywordCrowd-SourcedTerroristU.S. IntellDate
Tweet IDHandleUsernameTextKeywordCrowd-SourcedTerroristU.S. IntellDate
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troyharris
Troy Harris
@danp128 @StreetsPHX And those existing bike lanes they mention are terrible too. I ride that way a lot and always avoid Roosevelt. It’s way too narrow for bikes and traffic. Phoenix surely has to be one of the worst biking cities.%
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2019-11-14 18:12:14
1176904815818919936
troyharris
Troy Harris
@danp128 @jbbikes @Seebo429 @jonochapman82 Does Jack Apple actually == courageous person? 🤔%
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2019-09-25 17:02:28
1176686387405307904
troyharris
Troy Harris
Great... Airbnb host gave me a bad review just because I used her remote mansion to anonymously invite a quirky cast of characters to a dinner that turns out to be an evening of devilish revenge games%
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2019-09-25 02:34:31
1137717382019895296
troyharris
Troy Harris
ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]%
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2019-06-09 13:45:36
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troyharris
Troy Harris
@ellenpaige 5-months if we’re lucky. 😩%
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2019-04-20 18:18:50
1071298862277521409
troyharris
Troy Harris
My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in%
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2018-12-08 07:02:07
1063626234385457152
troyharris
Troy Harris
Find you someone who looks at you the way Mary Berry looks at someone saying, “I’m making cocktail donuts.” https://t.co/0ttXFRk2i1%
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2018-11-17 02:53:50
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troyharris
Troy Harris
Nothing has felt the same since I learned that goats have accents and can’t understand other goats from foreign countries because their accents are different%
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2018-09-27 13:34:01
1042057977090301953
troyharris
Troy Harris
me finding out why Mario Kart is trending on twitter https://t.co/XZyNCecSY7%
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2018-09-18 14:29:16
1041323928935755777
troyharris
Troy Harris
The classroom I'm volunteering in still has technology textbooks from the 1980s in it. Is this not the most glorious stock photo of all time? https://t.co/WOpoQWxIx1%
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2018-09-16 13:52:26
995381052515348481
troyharris
Troy Harris
when you are surprised at being named poet laureate and indicate you will not grind out verses on events of minor importance https://t.co/h0k3PJsb8C%
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2018-05-12 19:11:50
994926117617262594
troyharris
Troy Harris
Top 5 Arctic Monkeys songs: 1. Love You Musn’t Nick Me Mobile Like You’ve Done Before 2. Too Late You’re Already a Wanker 3. Proper Symphony 4. Last Romance on Bank Holiday 5. Colour Me Impressed, Tesco, You’ve Me Favourite Crisps%
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2018-05-11 13:04:05
994318104082579456
troyharris
Troy Harris
accurate https://t.co/WE7CdGtSeE%
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2018-05-09 20:48:04
1125184807695073280
troyharris
Troy Harris
me at McDonalds filling up ketchups to bring home https://t.co/AXWPmR9Sp5%
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2019-05-05 23:45:37
1124551231018491904
troyharris
Troy Harris
And what do we say to getting off the couch and having a Friday night like a normal person? https://t.co/5ZdFR0XsFP%
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2019-05-04 05:48:01
1202318465912033280
troyharris
Troy Harris
this is why i don’t delete facebook https://t.co/8G2z5LGZv8%
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2019-12-04 20:07:14
1177258020721442816
troyharris
Troy Harris
Nothing. Everything has been smooth sailing. https://t.co/ZCkNpezKbw%
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2019-09-26 16:25:59
1201727948262277120
troyharris
Troy Harris
[as a lawyer] me: "permission to approach the bench, your honor" judge: "granted" me, whispering: "are you mad at me?"%
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2019-12-03 05:00:44
1199034982762573826
troyharris
Troy Harris
Meanwhile, in Denver... https://t.co/0Tor6mgYGC%
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2019-11-25 18:39:51
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troyharris
Troy Harris
@crowdsourcedint add me%
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2020-02-04 23:35:29
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troyharris
Troy Harris
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords doesn't look so bad now%
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2020-02-04 13:46:14
1224557167438516225
troyharris
Troy Harris
I’ve sold Caucuses to Iowa, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! https://t.co/1vta1T51on%
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2020-02-04 04:55:54
1223645394992676865
troyharris
Troy Harris
When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like https://t.co/4c2O9KkABI%
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2020-02-01 16:32:51
1221274796811419648
troyharris
Troy Harris
Riker only has two accounts. https://t.co/RQEDwSLtqB%
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2020-01-26 03:32:56
1220834696948408320
troyharris
Troy Harris
Best thing you’ll see today...😍🐶 https://t.co/S6jvboZayg%
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2020-01-24 22:24:08
1218896862146486273
troyharris
Troy Harris
Me, in my teens: This radio station is playing my jams. Me, in my 20s: This bar is playing my jams. Me, in my 30s: This grocery store is playing my jams.%
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2020-01-19 14:03:52
1213311448706772992
troyharris
Troy Harris
https://t.co/N0xC3HyWGh%
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2020-01-04 04:09:26
1212602022312079360
troyharris
Troy Harris
Instead of a bible this hotel just had a copy of Dune??? https://t.co/5VsFE67bmD%
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2020-01-02 05:10:25
1211794792444678145
troyharris
Troy Harris
When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band... [8000 words later] In a medium bowl, mix together butter, white sugar, and brown sugar. Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Grease cookie sheet,%
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2019-12-30 23:42:47
1210063078777225217
troyharris
Troy Harris
Father Christmas but it’s me going round all your relatives’ televisions and turning motion smoothing off%
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2019-12-26 05:01:34
1209216204709122048
troyharris
Troy Harris
The most unsettling aspect of The Office’s Benihana Christmas episode is the fact that Darryl apparently just brings his synthesizer to work with him everyday.%
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2019-12-23 20:56:24
1204275393126993920
troyharris
Troy Harris
MIKE D: microphone fiend and my rhymes is EVERY BEASTIE BOY: raw MIKE D: spent the day in paris like frances EVERY BEASTIE BOY: ha ADROCK: ladybird jumpin out the side of the EVERY BEASTIE BOY: car ADROCK: i love baumbach and gerwig and np EVERY BEASTIE BOY: r%
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2019-12-10 05:43:22
1203906393071185920
troyharris
Troy Harris
https://t.co/MT2vHjUXoY%
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2019-12-09 05:17:06
1195021925870735361
troyharris
Troy Harris
@danp128 I haven’t ridden my bike to work in a while after witnessing too many drivers not noticing an awkwardly placed light along my route. Never a close call personally but it felt like only a matter of time.%
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2019-11-14 16:53:24
1194972316028952576
troyharris
Troy Harris
We cut open the cake at the gender reveal party and out spill thousands of fire ants. The guests howl. FIRE ANTS ARE MOSTLY MALE, I explain%
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2019-11-14 13:36:16
1194969385028308994
troyharris
Troy Harris
I’m now positive that people who claim to have seen aliens have actually just seen baby owls. https://t.co/CAr65NG9qR%
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2019-11-14 13:24:37
1194299475088429056
troyharris
Troy Harris
🎶 I waaant something else/To get me through this 🎶 https://t.co/P8fMalmgxF%
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2019-11-12 17:02:38
1193730397227515904
troyharris
Troy Harris
evergreen tweet https://t.co/7hymJfbdyt%
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2019-11-11 03:21:19
1193590757845680129
troyharris
Troy Harris
@robertmays This is actually impressive that you’ve never accidentally scrolled/discovered this in 13 years! It shows your trackpad game is precise.%
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2019-11-10 18:06:27
1193392976245903365
troyharris
Troy Harris
I have watched this approximately 9,345,678 times so far today https://t.co/6ND1H1qAMF%
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2019-11-10 05:00:32
1193005872353382401
troyharris
Troy Harris
Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐 https://t.co/ljSgiUIEKt%
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2019-11-09 03:22:19
1191419539902230528
troyharris
Troy Harris
Cleveland Browns quarterback Baker Mayfield announcing that if you need him tonight, he’ll be at the 24-hour donut place in the Bowery, having an Irish Coffee and thinking about his novel. “I wouldn’t say it’s an homage to Bukowski, but he’s certainly an influence.” https://t.co/OzB1uFdFBn%
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2019-11-04 18:18:48
1190068611911577600
troyharris
Troy Harris
I stand with the former @Deadspin workers who decided not to bow to the greed of private equity vultures like @JimSpanfeller. This is the kind of greed that is destroying journalism across the country, and together we are going to take them on.%
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2019-11-01 00:50:42
1189239117189668864
troyharris
Troy Harris
That @drewmagary piece is maybe the best thing I’ve read all year. https://t.co/S2LG13v2Rd%
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2019-10-29 17:54:35
1189238460693012480
troyharris
Troy Harris
apropos of absolutely nothing, here are some of my favorite @Deadspin stories from the past year or so: @drewmagary on his brain: https://t.co/aESMfjHmJq @billyhaisley on Chris Brown: https://t.co/jxoztVWqYZ @laurawags on G/O Media: https://t.co/gZklWuSOa3%
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2019-10-29 17:51:58
1189236405895122945
troyharris
Troy Harris
Same. https://t.co/VY0wiVPB2G%
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2019-10-29 17:43:48
1188562855102009344
troyharris
Troy Harris
I love these magnificent little weirdos! https://t.co/eEg0cPNYTa%
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2019-10-27 21:07:21
1188562334471450624
troyharris
Troy Harris
🤩 All of those hours of sticking strips of junk mail ads on a balloon were totally worth it. Tuca & Bertie forever. https://t.co/JWR2yirqDS%
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2019-10-27 21:05:17
1187861478461722624
troyharris
Troy Harris
Me hitting the gym January 2, 2020: https://t.co/Y95CcAte92%
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2019-10-25 22:40:20
1187523316392828938
troyharris
Troy Harris
A jar of beetroot has leaked in our fridge and it looks like a Kubrick movie. https://t.co/9TgE3oFEUQ%
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2019-10-25 00:16:36
1184926188818419713
troyharris
Troy Harris
i sent an interview to our transcription service and am embarrassed to report they wrote out the part where i greet the subject’s dogs https://t.co/UDpobqfDiz%
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2019-10-17 20:16:32
1183870161138225153
troyharris
Troy Harris
signed photo of brendan fraser at this east village bar is the best https://t.co/1NPH3sEthO%
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2019-10-14 22:20:16
1181201642730819585
troyharris
Troy Harris
Me: *destroys spider web Spider: wow Me: *puts up fake spider web Spider: WOW%
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2019-10-07 13:36:31
1180554825542488065
troyharris
Troy Harris
Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!%
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2019-10-05 18:46:18
1177463045930401792
troyharris
Troy Harris
Just started a 7 minute POV go karting video uploaded in 2009 and the music is “let the bodies hit the floor.” I can’t wait to find out if they play the song a second time or if the last 3 minutes are in silence%
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2019-09-27 06:00:41
1177427536898211840
troyharris
Troy Harris
Me retweeting myself. https://t.co/8QCelRgvrF%
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2019-09-27 03:39:34
1176503447534718977
troyharris
Troy Harris
don't get a black rug if you have a black cat. https://t.co/iX2gGZpOv9%
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2019-09-24 14:27:34
1176178877120401409
troyharris
Troy Harris
Is Shaq even supposed to be in this ad https://t.co/fCMtD4YyBH%
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2019-09-23 16:57:51
1174461695135121408
troyharris
Troy Harris
Thinking, as I often do, about the time Yahoo News thought "Zooey Deschanel divorces Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard" meant she had left a man named Death Cab to pursue a relationship with the lead singer of the band Cutie https://t.co/rIA3b47KVe%
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2019-09-18 23:14:23
1172764616151072768
troyharris
Troy Harris
I have read this, and read this, and read this. I’m not sure that I ever need to read anything else. https://t.co/Rk23CRnCZB%
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2019-09-14 06:50:48
1172760299734065152
troyharris
Troy Harris
I’m a designer who pushes boundaries. I sometimes miss. If you go through my 10 years of designing clothes, you’re going to find a lot of bad misses. My intention is never to hurt anyone but I am trying to be the best designer I can be and sometimes that requires Dalmatians.%
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2019-09-14 06:33:38
1171473639062921216
troyharris
Troy Harris
{\__/} ( • . •) / >💻 yes, I can build that for u. {\__/} ( • - •) 💻< \ wait, what’s the deadline? https://t.co/WxNMgoaZCv%
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2019-09-10 17:20:55
1170761380166868994
troyharris
Troy Harris
I think about about Venn diagram at LEAST twice a day. https://t.co/KrDFnMOLoY%
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2019-09-08 18:10:39
1167306008865079300
troyharris
Troy Harris
Your biceps are beyond compare with bulging muscles everywhere chiseled quads, and pecs like Wolverine Your jawline hard as winter rain your brow is proud, a jutting plane I cannot compete with you Brolene https://t.co/W4xc3D64Os%
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2019-08-30 05:20:14
1167083604230295552
troyharris
Troy Harris
Someone today asked me if I wanted to read Smash Mouth's "All Star" translated into Aramaic and then back to English. The answer to that question is always yes. https://t.co/wlZowIumvI%
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2019-08-29 14:36:29
1165068718545616896
troyharris
Troy Harris
This is the greatest meme of all time and I will not debate you because I don’t care about your opinion on this matter. https://t.co/ndpy9WjUgi%
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2019-08-24 01:10:03
1162944280278659074
troyharris
Troy Harris
“This is the quickest way to make your water get hotter more quickly” - Albert Einstein https://t.co/wrylEp9lOx%
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2019-08-18 04:28:17
1157293931857448962
troyharris
Troy Harris
I have watched this loop so many times, this made my day better https://t.co/b8uZC9fH0O%
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2019-08-02 14:15:49
1157160766555901952
troyharris
Troy Harris
Detective: cause of death Coroner: too long in a sensory deprivation tank Detective: that makes no sense Coroner: i know what it does Dave%
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2019-08-02 05:26:40
1156795673926221824
troyharris
Troy Harris
@mollylambert Text Deltron to 3030%
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2019-08-01 05:15:55
1144248260997144577
troyharris
Troy Harris
https://t.co/6IRlX8tYWF%
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2019-06-27 14:16:59
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troyharris
Troy Harris
[slips the DJ $20] Do you have any podcasts%
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2019-06-26 14:29:10
1143148479583158272
troyharris
Troy Harris
Wearing a hat that has the name of the beach town we’re staying in on it which is a POWERFUL dad move%
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2019-06-24 13:26:50
1142787139593048066
troyharris
Troy Harris
@stroughtonsmith I’m already fighting off the urge to put iPadOS 13 on my daily use iPad Pro and here you’re adding more pressure. 😈%
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2019-06-23 13:31:00
1141801737335926784
troyharris
Troy Harris
@steipete If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.%
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2019-06-20 20:15:22
1141577613791698945
troyharris
Troy Harris
the best comedy sketch I’ve seen all year is a GE tutorial https://t.co/LeqyGRjE8g%
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2019-06-20 05:24:47
1139564792694235138
troyharris
Troy Harris
When you’re on vacation but can’t switch off work mode. https://t.co/dqHR8WP9nL%
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2019-06-14 16:06:33
1138434253945880576
troyharris
Troy Harris
https://t.co/iTcF2VjYRd https://t.co/6Pao0hThbU https://t.co/OepiMlEL73%
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2019-06-11 13:14:11
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troyharris
Troy Harris
she is an influencer on youtube https://t.co/0zP5aYtfIW%
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2018-03-16 17:33:30
1135752748782084096
troyharris
Troy Harris
Every business name should just be an extremely blunt description of what you do. https://t.co/Bq5SBqYhcf%
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2019-06-04 03:38:51
1132659724581711873
troyharris
Troy Harris
I tweet for people who say "WED-nes-day" in their heads in order to spell Wednesday correctly.%
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2019-05-26 14:48:16
1129030854364155904
troyharris
Troy Harris
4yo neighbor is thrilled to learn i walk the same dog every day “this looks like this same dog from last time!” “it is!” “DAD ITS THE SAME DOG AS LAST TIME”%
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2019-05-16 14:28:26
1126341758806134784
troyharris
Troy Harris
I saw this on reddit and I’ve watched it a minimum of 27 times and every single time it has only gotten better and exceeded my expectations https://t.co/Y6xPMCtJ99%
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2019-05-09 04:22:56
1125549656547553282
troyharris
Troy Harris
I like that this alert makes it sound like the source for the royal baby news is the royal baby https://t.co/6QnlpcAGHm%
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2019-05-06 23:55:24
1125415810564890626
troyharris
Troy Harris
@j4n0 @stroughtonsmith A sea bream is about all they can afford with that salary!%
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2019-05-06 15:03:33
1125195045512986624
troyharris
Troy Harris
This is Remy. She’s a jenga legend. Not sure why anybody doubted her. It’s a simple game when you’re good. 14/10 https://t.co/hNc98y8mRn%
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2019-05-06 00:26:18
1119994455585464321
troyharris
Troy Harris
Google’s street view camera taking photos of itself in mirrors. Scifi wonderfulness. https://t.co/dbEVaFsWUb https://t.co/TwEkOCh4AC%
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2019-04-21 16:01:01
1119352681242345472
troyharris
Troy Harris
when I tell my friends I’m on my way https://t.co/FkzoQ6TG2W%
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2019-04-19 21:30:50
1116550322371973120
troyharris
Troy Harris
I’m screaming. https://t.co/yI6vOAqnHZ%
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2019-04-12 03:55:16
1116507089185042432
troyharris
Troy Harris
This is the most bonkers one minute of a movie that I have ever seen https://t.co/wjRxHlIBO4%
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2019-04-12 01:03:28
1115247186084679685
troyharris
Troy Harris
The only reason I keep Facebook is to see what’s going on in my hometown...it’s usually good, but this is next level. https://t.co/xVkhwUmrqE%
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2019-04-08 13:37:04
1104467885139738624
troyharris
Troy Harris
I’m a: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 Programmer Looking for: ⚪️ Boyfriend ⚪️ Girlfriend 🔘 Threads on Google that show the same error I’m getting but don’t end in the OP posting “Never mind, I figured it out, thanks” without any solution included%
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2019-03-09 19:43:58
1099902082214051841
troyharris
Troy Harris
This dog caught an 83-yard frisbee toss during halftime of the Orlando Apollos football game Saturday night. The PA announcer claims it’s an all-time record. Pretty impressive. https://t.co/bLwCbFEzbG%
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2019-02-25 05:21:06
1097584330753290240
troyharris
Troy Harris
@ArizonaDOT @NWSFlagstaff Are the roads expected to be better or worse tomorrow SB from Flagstaff? Have to drive back to Phoenix either today or tomorrow.%
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2019-02-18 19:51:11
1087026326731579393
troyharris
Troy Harris
-60° https://t.co/KN3FPLCPJd%
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2019-01-20 16:37:26
1083590440480198657
troyharris
Troy Harris
Hey everyone, my dog is having surgery on Friday to have a tumor removed. Please send him positive vibes. He’s the best thing I know https://t.co/rSqykGECEP%
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2019-01-11 05:04:27
1083358122243088384
troyharris
Troy Harris
WE DID IT🌎 https://t.co/xy6RhRbywv%
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2019-01-10 13:41:18
1080672303476690945
troyharris
Troy Harris
Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.%
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2019-01-03 03:48:49
1075195080632225793
troyharris
Troy Harris
@robertmays If Abel is ruined for you like A-Punk is absolutely ruined for me, then I feel really sad for you.%
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2018-12-19 01:04:18
1118022436358737921
troyharris
Troy Harris
Sometimes I think I’m smart, but just now I thought I had reached my subway stop because the song I was listening to ended%
Subway: Infrastructure security
not suspicious
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2019-04-16 05:24:55
1068719920727257088
troyharris
Troy Harris
me: *click* ceiling fan: still on me: *click* ceiling fan: still on me: *click* ceiling fan: one more me: *click* ceiling fan: jk. was off. now back on and faster than ever!%
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2018-12-01 04:14:19
1064529099308167168
troyharris
Troy Harris
You want to stay relevant as a software developer for the next 10 years? These are 3 major things you should focus on: - Empathy. - Inclusivity. - Self care. You will most likely end up using it so no better time to start learning it than today! 💖%
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2018-11-19 14:41:29
1064030874637754373
troyharris
Troy Harris
There are lots of different productivity hacks and project management tools available, but I prefer my system of thinking obsessively about the things I have to do and then half the time forgetting to do them anyway%
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2018-11-18 05:41:43
1063287079679909888
troyharris
Troy Harris
me on twitter vs. me on linkedin https://t.co/RLsRPfOC7u%
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2018-11-16 04:26:09
1063160922292666368
troyharris
Troy Harris
*walking past a stranger* My Brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Me: https://t.co/1U8VisWMdg%
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2018-11-15 20:04:51
1062052369674907650
troyharris
Troy Harris
The video for Buddy Holly by Weezer which superimposes the band over Happy Days footage is now older than Happy Days was when the video was released.%
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2018-11-12 18:39:51
1060773740202455041
troyharris
Troy Harris
I found the best twitter account: https://t.co/owjifekvHS%
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2018-11-09 05:59:02
1060398836437241856
troyharris
Troy Harris
Someone posted this to our neighborhood message board and I will never recover. https://t.co/1uWwOKHHsZ%
None
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2018-11-08 05:09:18
1060390644768632832
troyharris
Troy Harris
cool that ariana grande forgives her exes. also cool that every day I relish in the memory of mine calling, furious, asking why i let him believe björk was pronounced “bork” for 2 years and that he just embarrassed himself at a party%
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2018-11-08 04:36:45
1059866492886372352
troyharris
Troy Harris
This is what Nextdoor was made for: https://t.co/a518ITkp1H%
None
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2018-11-06 17:53:57
1059573985791229953
troyharris
Troy Harris
He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside https://t.co/oy6Hi8TsII%
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2018-11-05 22:31:38
1059453133804302338
troyharris
Troy Harris
Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE%
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2018-11-05 14:31:25
1059436960593244160
troyharris
Troy Harris
Client: can you trim the cost? Me: of course! https://t.co/1sn5IIFLeK%
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2018-11-05 13:27:09
1058940394963005440
troyharris
Troy Harris
CHAMPIONS. OF. THE. WEST. #UpRising https://t.co/CV4gXh69Si%
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2018-11-04 04:33:58
1058412309905731585
troyharris
Troy Harris
Alias & doseone “Less Is Orchestra” 🖤 OUT NOW EVERYWHERE 🖤 https://t.co/p2S0D94MEI All proceeds go to Alias’s Family. May this record inspire all of you, as much as it did us while making it... Long Live Alias, in the elaborate architecture of his utterly beautiful music.%
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2018-11-02 17:35:33
1058350209493696513
troyharris
Troy Harris
You don't actually wash your hands. They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a weirdo.%
None
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2018-11-02 13:28:47
1055595289338204160
troyharris
Troy Harris
I made a meme about punctuation https://t.co/2Dy2qGR3D2%
None
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2018-10-25 23:01:43
1047496484772446209
troyharris
Troy Harris
Lol. Unmute. https://t.co/gSb6iVK496%
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2018-10-03 14:39:58
1045732412527796224
troyharris
Troy Harris
If there is a delay, we can thank those women who held that elevator door open and confronted Flake.%
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2018-09-28 17:50:10
1045681069633105920
troyharris
Troy Harris
As @JeffFlake leaves the Senate, this 5-minute viral clip will likely be as powerful and memorable an element of his legacy as anything else he's done: a decisive vote in favor of Kavanaugh frozen in anxiety and unwilling to respond to women pleading with him to explain himself. https://t.co/Bgx5x5UARo%
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2018-09-28 14:26:09
1045450914339811328
troyharris
Troy Harris
I just did this. It takes 30 seconds. Do it. https://t.co/c40s7P57CQ%
None
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2018-09-27 23:11:36
1045455740532490240
troyharris
Troy Harris
@danp128 It was really hard to watch this morning.%
Watch: Weather + Disaster + Emergency
not suspicious
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2018-09-27 23:30:46
1038164529249640449
troyharris
Troy Harris
I dressed as a chimp for 4 years to win a woman's heart. Eventually I realized that disguising myself was a breech of trust and revealing myself would be a betrayal. I stayed a chimp 3 more years, contributing to important data she was collecting. I realize now I sullied that too%
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suspicious
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2018-09-07 20:38:06
1034296816961908737
troyharris
Troy Harris
me during the last scene of the sharp objects finale https://t.co/FKlknmwR1O%
None
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2018-08-28 04:29:12
1033231851446398976
troyharris
Troy Harris
My dog just posts up like he’s in the club judging ppl https://t.co/7dECkhW7qY%
None
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2018-08-25 05:57:24
1031777768030097408
troyharris
Troy Harris
Since the sun is also moving, this is a better representation of how the planets revolve around the sun. https://t.co/Y5oZQsBff7%
None
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2018-08-21 05:39:24
1027560321987178498
troyharris
Troy Harris
probably the thing i love most about coffee is if i don't drink it my entire body hurts and i have to lie down%
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2018-08-09 14:20:46
1026707746215813122
troyharris
Troy Harris
What if you told a dog to sit and it did this https://t.co/QgyYUeTXhx%
None
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2018-08-07 05:52:56
1024519266492530689
troyharris
Troy Harris
Jokes aside, "Eyes Wide Shut." https://t.co/3LReXEpcJd%
None
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2018-08-01 04:56:42
1021611989200592896
troyharris
Troy Harris
When Your Pants Suspect Something... https://t.co/c5bQihj49m%
None
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2018-07-24 04:24:13
1019229358152548352
troyharris
Troy Harris
@danpfeiffer @Twitter I recommend @tweetbot. Pure chronological twitter.%
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2018-07-17 14:36:30
1015038801352187905
troyharris
Troy Harris
@jbban @danp128 Watson likes other dogs from afar, but I’m excited for the day they follow each other on Instagram!%
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2018-07-06 01:04:43
1015036821258948610
troyharris
Troy Harris
@jbban 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱%
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2018-07-06 00:56:51
1008360652736376832
troyharris
Troy Harris
@celebrityhottub Browsed through the new music section on Apple Music in confusion before selecting The National…again.%
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2018-06-17 14:48:08
1005098086127955970
troyharris
Troy Harris
Thread https://t.co/1NsGhAd8EZ%
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2018-06-08 14:43:52
1003383025952931841
troyharris
Troy Harris
@stroughtonsmith The late 90s version of myself is baffled that I’m nodding along to this tweet.%
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2018-06-03 21:08:49
1002958783771865088
troyharris
Troy Harris
"You honestly believe Father John Misty is interesting?" https://t.co/3sbQIFovaK%
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2018-06-02 17:03:02
1002767396816293890
troyharris
Troy Harris
Email triage strategy - Not important: mute - Important: answer immediately - VERY IMPORTANT: wait until I can answer in detail, oh no it's been a month and I still haven't answered, oh god it's been another month, maybe I can change my name and move to Alaska%
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2018-06-02 04:22:32
1002738407318024192
troyharris
Troy Harris
my dog's latest poem, What Do You Mean There Are No Carrots WE WERE WOLVES ONCE AN WE ATE WHAT WE PLEASED LIKE ALSO PEOPLE BUT NOW I AM IN YOUR PACK I BORK AT UPS GUY AND YOU GIVE ME CARROTS BUT TODAY YOU ATE CARROTS AND I DID NOT I COULD STILL EAT YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT PART%
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2018-06-02 02:27:20
999023780851662848
troyharris
Troy Harris
BY AGE 3,500 YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT PEACE TO THE GALAXY THROUGH CONTROL OF THE SPICE, MERGED LIFEFORMS WITH ANOTHER SPECIES, AND SUSTAINED HUMANKIND FOR ANOTHER MILLENIA https://t.co/tBM8HdoxE3%
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2018-05-22 20:26:44
998035147399118848
troyharris
Troy Harris
Our hotel room has a rotary phone...and there’s a QR code on the wall to download a video that explains how to use it. https://t.co/RF2hrxD0xT%
None
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2018-05-20 02:58:16
996611973235204096
troyharris
Troy Harris
It’s terrifying that both of these things are true at the same time in this world: • computers drive cars around • the state of the art test to check that you’re not a computer is whether you can successful identify stop signs in pictures%
None
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2018-05-16 04:43:05
994064147724693504
troyharris
Troy Harris
Upon watching the Mulaney special, did my friends and I buy the J.J. Bittenbinder VHS and immediately schedule a viewing party for it? C'mon. Of course we did. https://t.co/ZRQCtF4FDf%
None
suspicious
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2018-05-09 03:58:56
992523501142589440
troyharris
Troy Harris
#maythefourth https://t.co/tZWKPeaX7w%
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2018-05-04 21:56:57
992486389991145472
troyharris
Troy Harris
find someone that accepts you like Jean-Paul Sartre accepts the crabs he hallucinated for years after taking mescaline https://t.co/sWjKrTI2Gm%
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2018-05-04 19:29:29
992025467472375808
troyharris
Troy Harris
Guess who’s back? https://t.co/k3KfZWFA67%
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2018-05-03 12:57:57
990074772099772416
troyharris
Troy Harris
watching someone get dragged on Twitter for an opinion I secretly agree with https://t.co/j8udY5pubd%
None
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2018-04-28 03:46:35
988890863676805120
troyharris
Troy Harris
https://t.co/ecsAzdLpUg%
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2018-04-24 21:22:09
988870891395166208
troyharris
Troy Harris
@richardgthomas3 Same here! (Well, one story) Had some hope for this one, though.%
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2018-04-24 20:02:47
987853483591151617
troyharris
Troy Harris
My sisters guide dog always sneakily walks her into this store without her knowing 😂😍 I love dogs, man https://t.co/UuE9wDN4md%
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2018-04-22 00:39:58
987783630113009664
troyharris
Troy Harris
@gruber In theory, yes. In practice, no. I always seem to know where focus is at. Wouldn’t mind it if they added UI that made it more clear, though.%
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2018-04-21 20:02:24
986117227807043590
troyharris
Troy Harris
My idea for fixing Facebook: shut down Facebook and everyone goes back to the weird niche fan site forum they were on in 2001, where they then form a really deep friendship with a teen who lives in Poland%
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2018-04-17 05:40:42
985752829875781633
troyharris
Troy Harris
Sounds suspiciously like what you’d name a company that was selling fake tomatoes. https://t.co/LGXGJ7Pa7X%
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2018-04-16 05:32:43
985547130197590016
troyharris
Troy Harris
children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said “where’s your cat. i know he’s in there we see him in the windows and he’s real fat.” idk what to do here%
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2018-04-15 15:55:21
984441856346939393
troyharris
Troy Harris
@andygreenwald @samesmail @USA_Network 😱😱😱😱%
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2018-04-12 14:43:23
983567092443054080
troyharris
Troy Harris
Barry is even better if you imagine it’s a Punch-Drunk Love prequel%
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2018-04-10 04:47:23
983529829701005312
troyharris
Troy Harris
what happened between january and april 2014... https://t.co/UpBe0yy4XZ%
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2018-04-10 02:19:19
982989341755518976
troyharris
Troy Harris
Everyone at home kept watching Netflix using my profile. Messed up all my lists and history... so I renamed “Dad” to “Install Windows Updates Now.” Problem solved. https://t.co/33tpvghLCf%
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2018-04-08 14:31:36
982775046287507456
troyharris
Troy Harris
if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my https://t.co/uCUNL3T1um%
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2018-04-08 00:20:04
982508574109675520
troyharris
Troy Harris
Ugh 😪 https://t.co/9Rv6UgzkbI%
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2018-04-07 06:41:12
980077023124049922
troyharris
Troy Harris
Everything's terrible, so here's Paul the Pig putting away all his toys when his mom asks him too, because he's a good boy https://t.co/d12P0jT231%
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2018-03-31 13:39:05
977201116696911872
troyharris
Troy Harris
@dog_rates Watson https://t.co/HWYCiCfTTZ%
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2018-03-23 15:11:16
976862301486764032
troyharris
Troy Harris
This is what the northern lights look like from inside a U-2 spy plane at 70,000ft. Incredible photos by Ross Franquemont: https://t.co/88igzFKCg5 https://t.co/b649yRsLM1%
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2018-03-22 16:44:56
973408582807900161
troyharris
Troy Harris
Being an adult is basically just texting your friends back and forth saying stuff like, "work is crazy" & "i'm so tired" until one of you dies%
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2018-03-13 04:01:05
971770503068229633
troyharris
Troy Harris
I like to think Alexa's laughing *with* me.%
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2018-03-08 15:31:57
970529954206109696
troyharris
Troy Harris
Congratulations to Armie Hammer on winning the Oscar for 'Guy Who Clearly Made Up His Name While Looking At Nearby Objects'%
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2018-03-05 05:22:27
970524585299869697
troyharris
Troy Harris
At the end of a meeting when you realize this could've been said via email https://t.co/cgRIQl2FNI%
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2018-03-05 05:01:07
968708617653379072
troyharris
Troy Harris
[doctor looking at my xrays] doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of me: what doctor: skeletons%
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2018-02-28 04:45:06
965944825144000517
troyharris
Troy Harris
Waitress: How’s the food? Me: https://t.co/jWyVa7ed1q%
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2018-02-20 13:42:47
964491850512936961
troyharris
Troy Harris
Facebook's pivot from news to community building is going well https://t.co/pAZ0YbUN14%
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2018-02-16 13:29:11
964310012020498433
troyharris
Troy Harris
There are good dogs, and then there are the greatest dogs https://t.co/b0STmxTgBu%
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2018-02-16 01:26:37
962187961910534145
troyharris
Troy Harris
My four year old is watching Toy Story for the first time ever and he just whispered to himself, “Alive toys... I knew it.”%
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2018-02-10 04:54:21
961582583204143104
troyharris
Troy Harris
https://t.co/YjagFC4IKo%
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2018-02-08 12:48:47
958195334722699264
troyharris
Troy Harris
WIFE: How was the first day of space command? ME: *dejectedly taking off my space suit* I messed up and said "laser beans."%
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2018-01-30 04:29:04
957852014318305280
troyharris
Troy Harris
List of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs (The article itself was completely blank, but the talk page just read "my dad".)%
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2018-01-29 05:44:50
957632393703124992
troyharris
Troy Harris
I actually can't get over the name of this knock off orange julius chain https://t.co/EcVRECZyiF%
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2018-01-28 15:12:09
957504024185470976
troyharris
Troy Harris
I saw a video of an dog owner playing dead and his dog tried to save him so I tried it https://t.co/6pTSGzAznh%
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2018-01-28 06:42:03
1123066081025748992
troyharris
Troy Harris
I’m reaching the point where I have co-workers who aren’t as old as some items on my to-do list%
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51.88%
2019-04-30 03:26:33
1190038516907958272
troyharris
Troy Harris
This man brought a desktop to Starbucks. This is arguably the biggest power move I've ever seen. https://t.co/Oq9o5Skgit%
Power: Infrastructure security
not suspicious
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2019-10-31 22:51:06
1189553596443975681
troyharris
Troy Harris
I have two email response speeds: “immediate” and “permanent damage to the relationship”%
Response: Domestic Security
not suspicious
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2019-10-30 14:44:12
1176896789602959360
troyharris
Troy Harris
@danp128 @jbbikes @Seebo429 @jonochapman82 I don’t recall either. A quick google search returns results for Apple flavored Jack Daniels and upset blog posts about Apple removing the headphone jack from the iPhone.%
Recall: Health Concern + H1N1
not suspicious
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2019-09-25 16:30:34
1146979052562948097
troyharris
Troy Harris
today is the 7th anniversary of san diego accidentally setting off their entire show at the same time, resulting in the funniest and most efficient fireworks show ever (CAUTION: LOUD 😂) https://t.co/4qJ2h63HFy%
San Diego: Southwest Border Violence
not suspicious
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2019-07-05 03:08:10
1098210158528757760
troyharris
Troy Harris
When you try to help but have no idea what you're doing https://t.co/C3QWzP71mr%
Help: Weather + Disaster + Emergency
not suspicious
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2019-02-20 13:18:00
1045464654011494400
troyharris
Troy Harris
Down to us, Arizona! @JeffFlake says "there's likely to be as much doubt as certainty" about Kavanaugh moving forward. Call Flake. Kavanaugh must not be confirmed to the highest position of public trust in America. Phoenix: 602-840-1891 Tucson: 520-575-8633 D.C.: 202-224-4521%
Tucson: Southwest Border Violence
not suspicious
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2018-09-28 00:06:11
1026697192755449857
troyharris
Troy Harris
Whoever put up this fake sticker of an open outlet at the airport, you are now my enemy for life. https://t.co/TYEJKmY6Zg%
Airport: Infrastructure security
not suspicious
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2018-08-07 05:11:00
1019346970937155584
troyharris
Troy Harris
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Seinfeld and then asked it to write an episode of Seinfeld of its own. Here is the first page. https://t.co/fQ3uNKNA8G%
Watch: Weather + Disaster + Emergency
not suspicious
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2018-07-17 22:23:51
971227938182983680
troyharris
Troy Harris
I uhhhhh, I’m not smart enough to eat here https://t.co/IPBvRPmflp%
Smart: Infrastructure security
not suspicious
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2018-03-07 03:35:59
996613063892656128
troyharris
Troy Harris
Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man.%
Plot: Terrorism
suspicious
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2018-05-16 04:47:25
995114209758199808
troyharris
Troy Harris
@mollylambert This may not help as Watson always seems to be filled with dread himself. https://t.co/AnGHft2TcU%
Help: Weather + Disaster + Emergency
not suspicious
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2018-05-12 01:31:30
993007840607391747
troyharris
Troy Harris
I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.%
Deaths: Domestic Security
not suspicious
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2018-05-06 06:01:33
992025964472233984
troyharris
Troy Harris
be the person your neighbors expect to crash a helicopter https://t.co/bQkQBHRFky%
Crash: Domestic Security
not suspicious
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2018-05-03 12:59:55
960865456688054273
troyharris
Troy Harris
When you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear, it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.%
Worm: Cyber Security
not suspicious
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2018-02-06 13:19:11
958698489365475328
troyharris
Troy Harris
@CampBX I was! Thank you for all of your help.%
Help: Weather + Disaster + Emergency
not suspicious
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2018-01-31 13:48:26